1.“Oh, you’re talking to me all wrong! It’s the wrong tone. You do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.” – Joe Dirt
2. “I am you. And you are me. And we are here. I am the dreamer, and you are the dream.” - Communion
3. “I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.” – SNL
4. “You got the wrong guy, ace!” - Deer Hunter
5. “He hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then, when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.” – Pulp Fiction
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