1. “Forget” to wear pants to work. Come to think of it, this will most likely piss off your co-workers, too.

2. Say something like, “PC Load Letter — what the fuck does that mean?” It was funny when Michael Bolton said it in 1999, and the first few times you said it around the office. But now it’s just old. Get some new material.

3. Acting like a fool at the company picnic. Getting drunk and hitting on random girls might be OK for your usual Saturday night out at the bar, but in this case, make sure it’s not your bosses wife — or his 17 year old daughter.

4. Turn in incomplete work.

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