If you are in denial that Chad Ochocinco is the best football player in the universe, you get a big, “Child, Please.”

In case you missed it last week, Ochocinco filled in for Cincinnati Bengals kicker Shayne Graham after coach Marvin Lewis held him out because of a groin injury.

Not only did Ochocinco boom the opening kickoff of the second half, but he also split the uprights to convert a PAT.

Yes, an extra-point attempt is only 19 yards, but Ochocinco put enough mustard on his kick that it looked like it would have been good from at least 35.

If the Bengals quarterback can stay healthy this year, look for Ochocinco to revert back to the form of a few years ago, when he showed up virtually every shutdown corner in the league.

I’m sure he will be calling them out again on his new song with rapper Lil’ Wayne entitled “Child Please,” which he recently tweeted would be dropping soon.

Be prepared for the most hilarious album in rap history.