Yousef Hawash breaks down the headlines with amusing witticisms.
Billy Hollander and Jordan Porter make funnies about Somalian pirates, barefoot burglar and maternal monkeys.
Billy Hollander and Jordan Porter wax poetic on PETA, the Detroit Lions and how irritating Tiger Woods' wealth is.
Jaime Bolker and Jordan Porter bring the funny this week.
Headline musings of the ASU variety from the previous week.