Cartoon: "Senioritis" The story of a girl who just wants to get the hell out of college. Share Tweet Email Print After college, I plan to take up a full-time career in freaking out. Illustration published on Thursday Jan. 26, 2017. Subscribe to Pressing Matters Get the best of State Press delivered straight to your inbox. Related Stories Gallery: The best photos from this week's sports games Video: Meet Eddie Eberle, frontman of Battle of the Bands winning band Letter to the Editor: Are grassy lawns really practical in a drought-ridden state?