Cartoon: "Senioritis"

The story of a girl who just wants to get the hell out of college.

"Now that my time in college is over, I can't wait to go out into the world and get scammed by corporate America."

"I'm not stress-crying! It's allergy season!"

"What's an attendance point or two?"

"Lady Luck is the only textbook I can afford." 

"There's nothing I'd rather do than spend the weekend pressed up against sweaty, inebriated 20-somethings."

"Don't talk to me about messy." 

"There's nothing like a man's unsolicited advances first thing in the morning." 

"There's always time for a bev." 

"I might get a D in this class, but I'll get an A in avoiding people I don't want to see."

"I'll just major in something where I can wear sweats for my career."

"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Illustrated on Feb. 8, 2017.

"College diet: level 4." Illustrated on Jan. 28, 2017.

After college, I plan to take up a full-time career in freaking out. Illustration published on Thursday Jan. 26, 2017.

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