1. Le Classique
Thick and exquisite. If it works for Burt Reynolds and the Pringles guy, it works for us.
2. The finger mustache tat
If facial hair isn't for you, tattoo a mustache onto your index finger, place your finger under your nose and sport a sweet 'stache whenever you choose. (Do a Google search - trust us, SPM didn't make this up.)
3. The Fu Manchu
This one is worn by fictional Asian assassins and hillbillies alike. Take le classique, shave it in the middle and allow the ends to grow as long as possible. Each inch makes the 'stache more rockin', Fu.
4. Pencil-thin
Take caution with the pencil-thin mustache. If worn recklessly, you might look like you belong on an episode of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator."
5. Extreme handlebar
Round and round it goes. It's like a carousel of hair gel and awesomeness.
