Talk Back presents intelligent political discussion
"Hi, I just want to leave a message saying that I hate everything George Bush is doing. He's a (expletive) moron. Condoleezza Rice is a dumb (expletive) working for the man, and I hope all of them die a painful death. Um, Bye."
The intelligent political discourse continues with another caller
"Hi, I just wanted to say that George W. Bush sucks and I support Howard Stern."
Correction on last week's printing of the word 'stoofs'
"Yeah, this is 'Big D,' I noticed myself in the paper for the first time today, and it was fantastic. On a sidenote, I noticed that you messed up and said 'stoofs.' What I really said was 'stoops.' That's right. Not stoofs. Thank you."
The triumphant return of the man himself, Bryan Wynne
"Hey, State Press, what's going on? It's Bryan Wynne. I haven't picked up a paper in a couple of days, but the word on the street is there's some punks challenging me a bit of a jalapeño popper eating contest. Well, being both an ASU rucker and ninja, I am obligated to take this challenge. So, April 27 at the Memorial Union fountain, high noon. It's on, baby. It's on! Hey, put the 'it's on, baby, it's on' in like bold and italics so it looks cooler. And while I've got you guys on the phone, Johnny Five is the most lovable robot ever. Terminator would kick the crap out of RoboCop, and I have it on good authority that George Bush, he beats up kittens. OK. See you guys later."
