It seems like every year the amount of parody in the NFL increases and nothing is a sure thing.
So, I gazed into my crystal ball and decided to share a few of my discoveries.
The soap opera that is the Dallas Cowboys will continue this off-
season when the Boys get rid of T.O. (Terrell Owens) and pick up Plaxico Burress.
In 2010, Michael Vick will be brought in. With Vick, Burress and Adam Jones, the Cowboys will be on pace to be a real-life version of the Mean Machine.
The Detroit Lions will repeat their “perfect” season and then move to Los Angeles the following year.
After several more nightclub incidents, Commissioner Roger Goodell will fine players who go out after 9 p.m. As a result, the Green Bay Packers and Buffalo Bills, for whom it is illegal to go out past said deadline, will meet in the Super Bowl.
OK, so these are not the most full-proof predictions in NFL history, but we have seen that anything can happen. I mean, the Cardinals are in the Super Bowl.
