For some reason I was oblivious to the fact that lingerie football was real.
Like, this has to be a joke, right?
I know about plenty of obscure football leagues. I even have season tickets for Arena Football, but seriously? The Lingerie Football League?
Listen, I’m nowhere near prude, not even close, but even I have a hard time justifying buying tickets for one of these games.
What do I tell my mother? I don’t want to be shunned on Thanksgiving again.
Listen, NFL cheerleaders were created for a reason, and it wasn’t to make a tackle.
Is it possible that many of these women are playing because they love the game of football and have always wanted to play it professionally? Yes, there are probably plenty of them.
But at the same time many of these women just enjoy having several hundred eyes gazing over their scantily-clad bodies.
They crave the attention just like many of us do, except they do it by scoring touchdowns in bras and boy shorts.
I mean, the best part of the box score is the attached photo gallery, and I think they like it that way.
From the XFL to the UFL to Arena Football, NFL spin offs have yet to survive at such a high level.
The LFL, unfortunately, will probably be much of the same.
