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I love the new ASU football uniforms.

Even when the combinations don’t really work together, they still look cool.

But I can’t help wondering something.

Who exactly decides what the Sun Devils wear?

And more importantly, how do I apply for the job?

I have this mental image in my head that the guy looks like the banker from Deal or No Deal.

You know, the shadowy figure behind the glass window that sends orders down upon Howie Mandel.

Or maybe an animal like Paul, the all-knowing octopus from the 2010 World Cup, decides the combinations.

Can you imagine that somewhere in the bowels of Sun Devil Stadium lays an aquarium with a giant squid picking the fashion attire of a college football team?

These are the things that cross my mind.

I need a life.

Or at least a TV silhouette/psychic sea creature to help me with my style.

By the way, who else is suddenly in the mood for fried calamari?

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