Ah, the smell of artificial autumn is in the air this week, but so is a hint of magic and mysticism! Your humble guide to the stars is back with another round of zodiac interpretations and a song the planets have deemed especially suited to your state of mind.
Song: “Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows” by Lesley Gore
According to the stars above, this week is apparently the “best week of the entire calendar year” to solidify your relationships, be they romantic or otherwise. This is likely akin to the Best Sale of the Year Macy's seems to put on every weekend, so you’ll certainly have other calendar sweet spots for strengthening your bonds with those in your life. Why not, as they say, eat the biscuits while they’re hot? And those biscuits will be awfully warm this week. Not only will you be graced with increased skills of communication, you might also feel like this is just the prime time of life because of a glowing house of pleasure and amusement — all for the low, low price of being an Aries! Such joy! It’s all sunshine and lollipops — if you’re into that kind of thing. Distractions may abound in this period of confetti tossing, so consider making a nice little to-do list of all the tasks and goals that have been keeping you awake late at night. Then set yourself to crossing each item off, one by one.
Song: “Balance” by Future Islands
As the popular saying goes, Taurus, you enjoy “tossin’ round dem bills like there is no tomorrow.” Well, uh, there is a tomorrow. The recent quarter moon in Gemini and your second house of money heralds the dawn of a concept that’s perhaps new to you: balance. Seek it, meditate on it, reflect on it, blah blah blah. Trust me, your guide is painfully aware of the ease of modern consumption — of the pitfalls of the one-click purchase. Don’t be tempted! Seeking balance in other areas of your life beyond the metaphorical pocket book is also of importance, as Wednesday might bring about the ominous thunderclaps of discontent with a romantic partner. You just may have been placing too much pressure on your dear, dear loved one, but there are other people in your life that you can complain to and seek comfort from! As the weekend approaches, think about the tried and true value of teamwork. Seek satisfaction in your network of friends as opposed to the tender touch of a new sweater/iPhone 6/overpriced bruschetta/etc.
Song: “Falling” by Julee Cruise
Dear indecisive and often-melancholy Gemini, the stars and muddled tea leaves tell us that this is to be a week of optimism for you. Right now, you have a clear understanding of those in your life that mean a lot to you. Now, now, now is the time to really enjoy those connections, as opposed to over-evaluating every minute gesture your friend makes as a sign they actually resent you. Nah, that just isn’t the case. Over the past few weeks, things have really “fallen into place” for you. Maybe you’ve fallen in “love” or maybe something indescribable just “clicked.” Whatever it is, take the time to simply appreciate it. A few words of warning, though: Watch your words. With you, most conflicts are born of misinterpreting the words of others, but sometimes people misinterpret what you’ve been saying. So, be wary of potential avenues for miscommunication (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, I mean text messages). Just talk to the person you care for in person, gee-whiz.
Song: “Hideaway” by Karen O And The Kids
The outside world can be a total bummer at times, Cancer, but now is not the time to spend a lot of time reflecting on the tragic state of capitalism or the horror of globalization. Rather, take some time to cultivate your personal refuge. You can only make wherever you live a “home” through some work. A recipe metaphor might be of use here. Take two parts friendship, two parts hospitality, one part comfortable seating and mix well with appropriate lighting (here’s looking at you, villainous fluorescent lighting) and wham bam, you’ve got yourself a safe space for the exchange of ideas and strengthening of bonds among your friends. So, ya, the world at large is probably weighing pretty heavily on you, and the immediate response is to burrow into a comfy place. This is healthy and “normal.” Just invite people over to share in your hibernation.
Song: “Sour Cherry” by The Kills
Leo, the stars seem to have noticed that you’ve been bottling some feelings up as late. Maybe you’ve been trying to call them “insignificant” or maybe you’re going to “deal with them later.” Well, uh, that’s just not going to work out very well for you. Chiron is hanging out in your eighth house right about now, which means you’re likely to feel like you want to “take control” of a situation you’ve felt helpless in and maybe even cut a few people out of your life. Unless said party is, as they say, “a total bummer,” don’t jump to any extremes. You’re the only one that knows for sure if it’s time to don your sunglasses and walk away dramatically. Overall, now is the time to evaluate what’s been lurking under the surface. Dive in, sweet Leo, dive in.
Song: “Theme from A Summer Place” by Percy Faith & His Orchestra
Gee golly, aren’t you just having the loveliest time this week? Congratulations. The stars are shouting out things like: “Wow, that Virgo is just killing it” and “Woo, that Virgo has their eyes on someone who doesn’t usually fit their ‘type,’ and they’re just going to go for it.” Ya know, things are good right now — so good that everything almost seems to be playing in slow motion. You’ve got that extra little boost right now behind you that can push you in positive directions. The only problem — and this can be a big one — is that you kinda need to figure out what you want before you start sprinting.
Song: “Party Out of Bounds” by B-52’s
The sun will be traveling on over to your sign on Monday, and ooh la la, it’s your birthday season. Your birthday party is going to be a stellar time, so make sure you (1) actually have a party; (2) invite a lot of people. You approach parties with gusto — especially when you’re hosting them — and your birthday is no exception. Just make sure you’re the one picking the decorations and setting things in order because, if you don’t remember, no one is going to show up with ice. Parties without ice? Not a good time for you. Not a good time for anyone. In other relevant news, the breakneck pace you currently feel inclined to maintain will begin to wane soon. When it does, take it as a sign to consider the how the pieces of your life fit together and how they might be improved. Thankfully, Sunday will bring a transcendental vision that will imbue you with a sense of direction and spiritual guidance.
Song: “New Theory” by Washed Out
Things have just got to change, dear Scorpio. As of late, you’ve been doing an awful lot for everyone around you, but you really need to, well, stop. Don’t cut off all altruistic activity entirely, but take a hot second to compile a personal inventory. Take a nice long stare at how your daily routine and life at large work. Develop a new theory for looking at things. Eliminate unnecessary activities, adjust things you hate, etc. For instance, if you’re the sort of person who does homework in complete silence while eating dry cereal out of the box, maybe think about turning some music on and making yourself an actual meal. Things of that nature. You’ve got a lot to offer, but you’ve got to keep yourself fine-tuned and fiery if you’re ever going to be truly successful.
Song: “William Tell Overture” by Walter Carlos
Sitting still is probably pretty difficult for you right now. In fact, your humble guide to the stars wonders how you’re even reading this. Ever since Mars wandered over into your sign last week, you’ve just been super hyped up and ready to go. The air is tingling! You’ve never felt so awake before! It’s almost terrifying! This boost of life will be hanging around for the next two months (wow), so if you really stick to your (metaphorical) guns, you’ll realize some major goals by the end of October. This much high-octane adventure might cause your temper to flare up every so often, though, so don’t stray off into an intense political debate with anyone for a while. It won’t end well.
Song: “In the Open” by Luke Temple
Take a trip with me, Capricorn, to the beach. Ah, you can almost feel the sand between your toes and hear the surf crashing against the shore. Isn’t it dreamy? Now, draw a line in the sand. A nice clear line. Don’t cross it. You see, you’ve been somewhat of a doormat recently, and the muddled tealeaves are suggesting this is the week to change that. Healthy relationships are supposed to be a symbiotic exchange — not parasitic. Along those lines, a midweek interruption to the regular programming of your romantic life just might take place, and you won’t be able to sweep it under the rug. Let these troubles hang out in the open! Confront what you’ve previously accepted as “the way things are.”
Song: “Should Have Taken Acid With You” by Neon Indian
It’s time to get in your flowing gown, Aquarius, because we’re getting mystical this week. A trip to the far, untouched regions of your mind is in the cards, and you shouldn’t miss the chance to understand more of yourself. The stars suggest buying a dream catcher or visiting a psychic, but you can also tap into your own mystical side without spending seventy dollars on an “authentic” magic crystal set. If you’re looking to develop a relationship with a friend, suggest they join you on your journey — whatever form it may take — so you can both have a funky time.
Song: “When the Movie’s Over” by Twin Shadow
Put on your proverbial shoes this week, because now is the time to finally walk away from the situation/person/homework assignment that’s been cramping your style. You’ve got to cast these deadweights off if you ever expect to find balance. If a relationship has been steadily traveling south for awhile, it’s likely not going to end in sunshine unless you make a choice. The movie’s over. Move on. Start up a new narrative arc, Pisces.
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