Cartoon: Fry Milk and Other Dinners An (unfortunate) look at some creative college dinners Share Tweet Email Print #6: "You aren't a true college kid until you've cried on the floor with spaghetti clenched in your fists." Illustration published on Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2018. #5: "If you drink this you can speak seven languages simultaneously." Illustration published on Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2018. #4: “I sneezed and the dust blew onto my lap, lovely." Illustration published on Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2018. #3: "I wonder if cobalt blue paint has any nutritional value." Illustration published on Tuesday, Oct 2, 2018. #2: "I carried a pizza in my backpack and accidentally created an extra cheesy supernova (with a side of anchovies)." Illustration published on Tuesday, Sept. 25, 2018. #1: "French fries with ice cream is delicious as long as you don't mind public ridicule." Illustration published on Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2018. Reach the illustrator at firstname.lastname@example.org or follow @madisonpennisi on Twitter. Like State Press on Facebook and follow @statepress on Twitter. Subscribe to Pressing Matters Get the best of State Press delivered straight to your inbox. Related Stories Video: Borderlands Produce Rescue brings fresh produce to ASU Video: Head Wraps with Zaria for Black History Month Passion Projects: Adventurers Wanted Inc.