Columns

Why Disneyland isn't the happiest place on Earth

Fifteen dollar pizza and two-hour lines is the only way to properly experience Disneyland.

By Rayne Blumenthal | October 5, 2015

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Love it or hate it, The Onion inserts itself into conversations

For the educated, it’s a source that says exactly what we are thinking. For the uneducated, well... maybe we really “can’t do anything about it.”

By Kendra Penningroth | October 4, 2015

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Islam shouldn't be blamed for the actions of radicals

Sept. 11, 2001 was the starting point of mistrust in Islamic citizens in the U.S., this has only grown due to terrorist attacks by radical Muslims.

By Lindsay Roberts | October 4, 2015

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UA embarrasses Tucson with ridiculous petition to ban Sparky

Nice try, Tucson.

By Austen Bundy | October 4, 2015

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ASU cyclists have a dangerous 'Need for Speed'

ASU bikers need to ride in a safer manner around campus, and the University should require bike licenses for cyclists.

By Graham Paul | October 4, 2015

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Selfies draw scorn, but who cares?

The announcers were way out of line when they ridiculed multiple sorority girls at a Diamondbacks game for taking selfies. 

By Cody Fitzpatrick | October 2, 2015

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Satirist makes light of rape victim's claims, fails miserably

Satire is a literary strategy often exercised by the greatest, most intelligent writers. Unfortunately, the standard does not extend into the world of Cassidy Boon.

By Kendra Penningroth | October 1, 2015

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'Humanely' splitting up a dog and its owner actually inhumane and heartbreaking

I can remember some of my loneliest times in life and the horrible feelings that came with them.

By Spencer Hann | October 1, 2015

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Drake, the king of 2015, shows no sign of slowing down

Drake has climbed his way to the top, and he's going to stay there. It’s time to put the world took notice.

By Adonis Dees | October 1, 2015

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'The Onion' makes me want to cry

Satirical news organizations such as "The Onion" foster an unwanted excess of cynicism in society.

By Gabby Hirniese | September 30, 2015

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Trump is making empty promises in his new tax plan

As Trump’s approval ratings continue to rise, he is finding yet another way to move even further up in the polls. This time it is due to promising to bring down taxes. 

By Alexis Berdine | September 30, 2015

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A defense of Christianity

Christians have gotten a bad rep, but we don't fully deserve it.

By Noelle Lilley | September 30, 2015

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Cities use this one simple trick to eradicate a huge nuisance

For decades, homelessness has festered in the U.S. and the people in need were sewn right into the fabric of our society. But not anymore. 

By Rebecca Lydford | September 30, 2015

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Planned Parenthood reminds us that kindergarten lessons still apply

Thank you, Planned Parenthood.

By Rebecca Lydford | September 29, 2015

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Zendaya’s Barbie doll heralds more diversity in girl’s toys

The actress’ likeness has been immortalized in a Barbie doll, encouraging more unique types of toys for our kids

By Maureen Van Dobben | September 29, 2015

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Obama: Don't fold to Russia and China with a full house

Obama gambles with foreign policy, even when the deck is stacked in our favor.

By Austen Bundy | September 29, 2015

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Facebook, India work together on Internet connectivity, disagree on LBGT rights

The partnership between India and Facebook could result in increased ability for the people of India to access the web, while also presenting Facebook the opportunity to enhance their global reach.

By Ben King | September 29, 2015

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Love or hate Internet trolls, some of them fight bigotry

Internet trolls are both an effective and hilarious way to combat ignorance online.

By Rayne Blumenthal | September 28, 2015

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Anti-smoking ads just make people want to smoke more

These ads are so morbid, they just make me want to go outside for a smoke – sometimes out of spite.

By Kelcie Grega | September 28, 2015

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ASU football fans should stick around, but the team should understand if we don't

The Sun Devils and its fans should stop bickering and start working on growing as a unit.

By Editorial Board | September 28, 2015

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