Satire

Satire: Re: Michael Crow Interviews

SPM's resident satirist takes a look at some questionable Michael Crow quotes.

By Claire Geare | May 2, 2025

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SATIRE: Sun Devil's survival guide to extreme heat

The right techniques to survive the hottest months at ASU. 

By Kate Gore | April 7, 2025

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Satire: Gib’s research mission into Los Angeles

A reporter shares diary entries from their time exploring Los Angeles. 

By Gib Manrique | April 2, 2025

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Satire: Nickelodeon replaces AP in White House press pool

The White House hires Dora the Explorer to ask important people the tough questions.

By Carsten Oyer | March 13, 2025

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Satire: Dating in the age of the Trump manosphere

I'm promising to do better to make young men feel seen and heard, and should too. 

By Abigail Wilt | March 5, 2025

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Satire: Fake friends, faker futures

SPM's resident satirist takes a stab at networking culture and the nonsense that comes with it.

By Claire Geare | March 3, 2025

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Satire: Football players' group project garners national attention

The Valley rallied behind the ultimate group project line-up 

By Kate Gore | February 26, 2025

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Satire: A single person's guide to staying safe on Valentine's Day

A step-by-step guide to taking the stress out of solitude.

By Sam Troester | February 13, 2025

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Satire: Thinking about watching 'Hillbilly Elegy'? Yas!

The most esteemed employees of corporate America discuss the nationwide phenomenon and diversity training film. 

By Paul Pascual | February 12, 2025

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Satire: Predicting the biggest moments of 2025

2024 was filled with unforgettable moments — and I think 2025 will have the same.

By Allison Lillestol | December 4, 2024

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'The Gradient' plays on gender and accountability in satirical performance

ASU performance showcases a fantastical world where men are given penalties for their behavior.  

By Eleri Mosier | November 19, 2024

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Satire: I don't vote

SPM's resident satirist breaks down why voting is a waste of time because who cares about democracy in this day and age?

By Claire Geare | November 5, 2024

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Satire: An open letter to 'Halloweekend'

State Press Magazine's resident satirist rants about Halloweekend, a dreaded time when social media is flooded with blatantly racist Halloween costumes and endless parties. 

By Claire Geare | November 4, 2024

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Satire: Four languages, no fluency

Flipping between languages is destroying my brain. 

By Kasturi Tale | October 24, 2024

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Satire: ASU's welcome week is not for the weak

Welcome back Sun Devils. If you're already planning your move out, you're not alone. 

By Gokul Achaththekoot | August 28, 2024

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Satire: Re: ASU’s doomsday

In a tragic turn of events, ASU is no longer No. 1 in innovation.

By Claire Geare | May 6, 2024

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Best of ASU: Parking lot edition

An SPM reporter discusses the most infamous parking lots ASU has to offer. 

By Gib Manrique | May 3, 2024

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Satire: Eagerton on ASU

An SPM satirist takes a trip in time to trace the roots of ASU's campuses and explore the University's impact on civilization itself.

By Audrey Eagerton | May 1, 2024

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Satire: My semester of rest and relaxation

I give up.

By Audrey Eagerton | April 10, 2024

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Satire: Gib’s guide to being unconventionally homosexual in college

A (satirical) guide for all those navigating being queer in college, with the ups and downs that come with expressing who you are. 

By Gib Manrique | April 9, 2024

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