Satire: ASU's welcome week is not for the weak
Welcome back Sun Devils. If you're already planning your move out, you're not alone.
Welcome back Sun Devils. If you're already planning your move out, you're not alone.
In a tragic turn of events, ASU is no longer No. 1 in innovation.
An SPM reporter discusses the most infamous parking lots ASU has to offer.
An SPM satirist takes a trip in time to trace the roots of ASU's campuses and explore the University's impact on civilization itself.
A (satirical) guide for all those navigating being queer in college, with the ups and downs that come with expressing who you are.
SPM's satirist takes an anthropological view at the seemingly cyclical patterns of college relationships throughout cuffing season and beyond.
A writer satirically chronicles the jarring experience of running into frat bros at the Trader Joe's near the Tempe campus.
From their height to their alpha status to just meeting the bare minimum, some men may have trouble determining what people may want in an ideal partner.
SPM's resident satirist questions recent movements to dismantle gender norms: "If we change the gender binary, how will I make assumptions about people?"
Who's funnier, ChatGPT or a SPM's resident satirist? We conduct a highly scientific experiment — which was not at all an impromptu procrastination technique — to find out, and the result may shock you!
Kristina Wong, an elected representative and 2022 Pulitzer Prize finalist, brings theater and social change to ASU as an artist-in-residence at Gammage.
SATIRE: Art forms dominated by men are bound to have their fair share of crude jokes, but come on, man.
Join hosts Sonya Sheptunov and Naomi Dubovis as they break down this week's biggest ASU news stories on "State Press Play."
A weathered ASU Starship robot recites the complexities of its day: grumbling students, a love triangle, and an almost-kidnapping.
It’s time to look around and finally stare the problem in the face, because right now all we have are students quietly developing addictions.
SATIRE: In an effort to relieve the stressful wait for ASU’s No. 1 status in innovation to be renewed each year, the University takes a drastic step in keeping its status for all time by applying to trademark the word innovation.
As a white, middle-class, documented owner of a trust fund, I just don't feel like my vote matters anymore.
Learn how to properly speak to a Hawaiian by following these tips: don't freak out, take a hint, don't assume, don't ask stupid questions, avoid oversharing, do some research and watch your language.
An unpleasant Thanksgiving dinner? A break up? Meeting deadline for a term paper? Two beers is the perfect amount to get you through all of it.
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