AWESOME PARTY COMING THIS WEEKEND: NO COVER! LIVE BAND! FREE BEER!
... but YOU'RE not invited! Ha ha ha!
DID YOU KNOW that by the year 2040, every human on Earth will be...
... at least thirty-six years older?
DID YOU KNOW that it cost...
... me several dollars to run these fliers off at Kinko's? You better enjoy this flier, kid. I ain't getting' that money back.
FACT ONE: Effective immediately, the country of Australia is enacting a ban on the possession of swords. (Seriously.)
FACT TWO: Study after study has confirmed that sword-mastery is the MOST EFFECTIVE DETERRENT against attack by ninjas.
FACT THREE: Ninja crime has become rampant in Australia to the point where it is comparable to America's ninja-related crime rate in the 1980s, which was documented in a series of high quality motion pictures and video games.
FACT FOUR: Fact five.
FACT SIX: If swords are outlawed, only outlaws (ninjas) will have them. Write to your local Australian legislator to have them overturn the law. Only YOU can prevent ninja crime.
(paid for by the NKA: National Katana Association)
