The Naughty Schoolgirl: Can we get over the schoolgirl costume already? If you must show all, be Daisy Duke this year - much trendier and more original.
The Pimp: Unless you are Snoop Dogg, you have no right sporting all that bling. For goodness sake, you drive a Hyundai. You are not spitting smooth pickup lines, and the only bills lining your wallet are ones.
The Sexy Devil or Angel: There are so many costumes out there that allow girls to let their asses hang out, why choose the most overused costume you can find? What's even scarier is the costume that incorporates both naughty and nice looks. Not cute.
The Giant Condom: C'mon guys, we know how funny you think it is to talk about your penis, but guess what, we already know you have one. And you don't have to dress yourself up as a giant rubber to let us know what you're thinking about. If anything, girls will shudder at you because it is such a total turn-off. It's not even good for a laugh. It's just sad.
The Non-Costume Towel "Toga": OK, we know that you are a starving student, but let's have a little more creativity. Your towel is stinky, and it's not even white. If you must take the inexpensive route, we know you've got some killer clothes from the '80s that you've been dying to put back on.
Reach the reporter at mani.obrien@asu.edu.
