Ten YouTube videos to see (type keywords into search bar, play first video):
- 1. "Rives best"
- 2. "De La Soul Hey Love"
- 3. "Davis Coltrane So What"
- 4. "Thriller inmates"
- 5. "Catfish Arm"
- 6. "The UFO guy"
- 7. "Ronaldinho touch of gold"
- 8. "Billy Collins forgetful-ness"
- 9. "Hey Ya Mat"
- 10. "Donavon ALO Weight"
Ten global issues to be concerned about today:
- 1. The multibillion dollar—per year—human trafficking industry (slave trade)
- 2. Child prostitution and sex tourism in the Caribbean (and elsewhere)
- 3. Genocide in Sudan
- 4. Tibetan protests
- 5. War in Iraq
- 6. Pollution/global warming/stewardship
- 7. Abortion
- 8. Zimbabwe's election
- 9. Israel/Palestine
- 10. Pornography
Ten date ideas:
- 1. Roller-skating
- 2. Little League baseball game
- 3. Slow dance on the Stadium Parking Structure
- 4. Picnic at Tempe Town Lake
- 5. House of Tricks
- 6. Reserve Computing Commons room with projector, watch "Casablanca" between classes
- 7. Hike Camelback Mountain at sunrise (pack water and fruit, deny the urge to take your shirt off)
- 8. Cook pasta together, listen to A Tribe Called Quest, eat, laugh if it tastes bad
- 9. Sit by fire, share blankets, play guitar (even if you don't know how)
- 10. Garden
Ten ways to waste money:
- 1. Fake tanning
- 2. Joel Osteen books
- 3. Lottery tickets
- 4. Rinse and repeat
- 5. Starbucks
- 6. Bling
- 7. Online degrees
- 8. Extra ranch
- 9. Purses that say "C" in crayon colors
- 10. Speeding on the Loop 101 Freeway
Daniel is an English literature senior. E-mail him at: daniel.d.wallace@asu.edu.
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