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Imagine a sport with four players on two teams competing with one oversized soccer ball. Oh, and they also have eight Tasers.

How have I never heard about this sport? It’s called Ultimate Tazer Ball — and it’s real.

Players from two teams try to score a giant soccer ball into the other team’s goal.It’s a full-contact sport where players can tackle opponents and rip the ball from their hands. Of course, you can also taze any person carrying the ball. Yes, I said taze.

UTB has four pro teams, including the Los Angeles Night Light and the Philadelphia Killowatts. I don’t know if I am man enough to ever play such a super-charged sport, but ASU needs a UTB team or club.

I just want to see it in person. It has got to be incredible. Imagine a crowded Wells Fargo Arena with students cheering for the ASU UTB team as they take on UA.

I think that the atmosphere would be electric.


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