If you haven’t seen or heard numerous quotes and references pertaining to the “Sh-t (insert stereotype) Says,” videos by now, you’re probably a hermit--or dead. Either way, the idea far surpassed “viral” status. It spread through popular culture and across the Internet at a speed rivaled only by a presumably innocent baby from the U.K., “Charlie,” accused of biting his older brother’s finger.
This week, ASU’s own crew of Internet comedians, the creative minds at Devil’s Chowda, embraced the trend and projected the collective Sun Devil voice into Internet stardom with, “Sh-t ASU Students Say.”
You might have laughed or chuckled along with the video as you can definitely remember saying some of these things yourself. Or, you may have passed it off as another embarrassing sound byte, a scar on the Sun Devil pride.
But, what about the stuff ASU students don’t say? The State Press was interested in what we never hear on campus, which is why we compiled the following list of “Sh-t ASU Students Would Never Say.”
“Frat bros are so good at longboarding!”
“Hey man, did you see that girl in the sun dress? Gross, right?”
“You know what, I’d love to sign your petition.”
“Snow day!”
“Dude, I got such a good deal on my parking pass this semester.”
“I feel like Michael Crow should get paid more.”
"Man, finding a new football coach was a breeze."
“There aren’t too many blonde girls here, huh?”
“I feel like we need more campuses.”
“The homework is due tomorrow? I totally did it last week.”
“This discussion board post really helped me understand the topic.”
“Orange is such a great skin color.”
“Hey, did you guys read The State Press today?”
“Oh, look, the most original bro-tank I’ve ever seen.”
"I'm super stoked to go to the basketball game tonight!"
"I hate drinking before a football game."
"Finding a parking spot took, like, 10 seconds today."
“Winter break was so long!”
“Wow, there are so many open computers in the computing commons.”
“Hayden is the best place to study, it’s so quiet.”
“I felt totally safe at that frat party last night!”
“Maybe UA is just better than us.”
“The Tempe12 girls have such great personalities.”
“I always get a good night’s rest at The Vue.”
“I’ve never been to The Secret Garden.”
“Yeah, so tuition was really cheap this semester?”
“I feel totally prepared for my finals.”
“I graduated in four years!”
“This new spring schedule is really convenient.”
“I always meet the most intelligent guys out on Mill.”
“Darn, I’m done with all of my gen eds.”
“I learned so much useful information in ASU 101.”
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