All SPM wants to do is help our readers. This guide to texting is all about helping. SPM wants school life and social life to have a happy marriage. These tips should help keep that new 3G iPhone alive, instead of broken on the floor: search YouTube for “Angry Professor.”
1. BOLO = Be on the look out
Send this to friends when the 5-0 is out on heavy patrol. They always seem to pop up when least wanted. Or, just don’t drink and drive.
2. R-ROD = Red ring of death
Xbox 360 owners should be fully aware of this. It’s on the power button, and it shows up quite often. It equals death. PS3 owners need not worry. No such problem exists. Text it to the roommate when his 360 hits the shit. Also add a “LOL” as an added insult. Good times.
3. PKMN = Pokemon
For no reason other than to say, “And a wild Snorlax appears.” Gotta catch ‘em all!
4. TBAG = Tempe bicycle action group
What ELSE could this be? Nothing comes to mind.
5. No, the Yankees will not make the playoffs this year = no plfs 4 ynks
It’s true. And it’s great. They just don’t have the pitching, offense, defense or coaching to make the playoffs this season. Looks like A-rod for 30 mil a season is working out real well. Good call.
Reach the reporter at mel.flores@asu.edu.
