1. On Sept. 1, UA football players Gilbert Harris and Yaniv Barnett are fiddling around with a bag of marijuana on the top level of a parking garage near campus.
2. After smelling marijuana smoke, a UA police officer approaches Harris and Barnett.
3. Barnett tosses something over his shoulder, and then tells the officer that he dropped a lighter.
4. The officer finds a bag of marijuana below where Harris and Barnett are sitting.
5. Harris tells the officer that his name is Gilbert J. Kendal.
6. Harris plays in Saturday's opener against NAU, catching three passes for seven yards.
7. UA coach Mike Stoops tells the Tucson Citizen, "Anything that happens within our team stays within our team."
So if you're a UA football player, it's OK to smoke pot a couple days before a game, as long as you produce on Saturdays?
Good thinking, Stoops. That kind of discipline is definitely going to turn things around.


