Editorial: Money shot
In a famous nursery rhyme, the angry giant warns the reader of his impending rabblerousing with a simple call: Fee-fi-fo-fum.
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In a famous nursery rhyme, the angry giant warns the reader of his impending rabblerousing with a simple call: Fee-fi-fo-fum.
It sure would be easy to write this editorial about all the bad things that happened Saturday night, like the fact that the Sun Devil football team lost a nationally televised matchup in front of a few million viewers or that the Georgia Bulldogs held the Sun Devils to four yards rushing.
Boo to talking about UNLV. The Runnin’ Rebels have lingered in our minds all week, taunting us with their swanky one-handed game-tying touchdown grabs, their advanced field goal-blocking methods and their membership in the high and mighty, superior-to-all-others Mountain West Conference. Ouch! We wished what came from Vegas would have had stayed in Vegas.
Bravo to the ASU gymnastics team for adding two coaches with Olympic pedigrees to their staff. Getting anyone with any experience at the highest level is a great start. However, it saddens us to see that the team is neglecting the true way to score gymnastics success — being 13-year-old Chinese girls.
Michael Jordan sounds like someone who would be good at basketball. Abraham Lincoln sounds like someone who would make an excellent president. Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt sounds like someone who would hate his parents.
So Arizona is not doing so well on the job front, huh?
Our moms always told us to clean up after ourselves.
Question: "Where do you get your digital music?"
"There's a girl I knew on campus last semester that made all my tuition money and homework worthwhile. There was a time when I was too afraid to approach her, but when I finally did, everything fell into place. Since then, we have had a perfect date and a perfect night and many perfect moments together walking through campus. Although I am sad that she is not on campus anymore, it makes me happy to know that other people will be finding their perfect person at ASU."
Valentine's Day is a special time for all couples, whether you're just dating or have been involved for some time. But according to a Love@AOL poll, Phoenix is the worst city for dating (see story Page 1).
Well kids, the last edition of summer State Press is here. We are all looking forward to a little vacation until real school starts next month.
According to U.S. Department of Labor statistics, the average salesperson in this country makes $27,990 a year.
Gimme a break! Only the Canadians could be this uptight.
Living scared is no way to live. Residents of Eastern Arizona have had a terrifying couple of weeks.
You can buy smokes and condoms from a vending machine, so why not beer?
BRAVO to the start of ASU’s 2001 football season Saturday night at Sun Devil Stadium. We don’t expect head coach Dirk Koetter to be smelling roses at the end of this, his first season at the helm, but it’s nice to think our new leader is going to bring us out of the 6-6 doldrums we’ve been stuck in for two years.
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