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Satire: Stop accusing me of ghosting

A ghoster explaining their disappearance as a spiritual journey.

By MJ Martinez | February 4, 2026

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Satire: Sparky says height matters

The intense journey of becoming a beloved mascot.

By Lexi Janusee | January 29, 2026

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Satire: A very merry situationship

It's the perfect time of year to enjoy a life-ruining, humiliating winter break situationship, Sun Devils.

By Carsten Oyer | December 23, 2025

Satire: A love letter to my noisy neighbors

A letter to neighbors in the Gordon Commons dorms, and how their noisy creativity makes the building feel like home.

By Grace Lawrence | November 19, 2025

Satire: Dear woke, liberal college students

A magazine reporter satirizes current events in an open letter

By Evan Silverberg | November 11, 2025

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Satire: Investigation finds Sparky is dead, replaced by AI

Say goodbye to the friendly and unassuming mascot you thought you knew.

By Ellis Preston | October 28, 2025

Satire: How I'm handling the Canvas outage

The outage of Canvas and how I'm dealing with it.

By Senna James | October 20, 2025

Satire: Don't call him a male manipulator!

Someone has to come to the defense of all these poor men with Labubus.

By Carsten Oyer | August 28, 2025

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Satire: Re: Michael Crow Interviews

SPM's resident satirist takes a look at some questionable Michael Crow quotes.

By Claire Geare | May 2, 2025

SATIRE: Sun Devil's survival guide to extreme heat

The right techniques to survive the hottest months at ASU.

By Kate Gore | April 7, 2025

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Satire: Gib’s research mission into Los Angeles

A reporter shares diary entries from their time exploring Los Angeles.

By Gib Manrique | April 2, 2025

Satire: Nickelodeon replaces AP in White House press pool

The White House hires Dora the Explorer to ask important people the tough questions.

By Carsten Oyer | March 13, 2025

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Satire: Dating in the age of the Trump manosphere

I'm promising to do better to make young men feel seen and heard, and should too.

By Abigail Wilt | March 5, 2025

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Satire: Fake friends, faker futures

SPM's resident satirist takes a stab at networking culture and the nonsense that comes with it.

By Claire Geare | March 3, 2025

Satire: Football players' group project garners national attention

The Valley rallied behind the ultimate group project line-up

By Kate Gore | February 26, 2025

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Satire: A single person's guide to staying safe on Valentine's Day

A step-by-step guide to taking the stress out of solitude.

By Sam Troester | February 13, 2025

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Satire: Thinking about watching 'Hillbilly Elegy'? Yas!

The most esteemed employees of corporate America discuss the nationwide phenomenon and diversity training film.

By Paul Pascual | February 12, 2025

Satire: Predicting the biggest moments of 2025

2024 was filled with unforgettable moments — and I think 2025 will have the same.

By Allison Lillestol | December 4, 2024

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'The Gradient' plays on gender and accountability in satirical performance

ASU performance showcases a fantastical world where men are given penalties for their behavior.

By Eleri Mosier | November 19, 2024

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Satire: I don't vote

SPM's resident satirist breaks down why voting is a waste of time because who cares about democracy in this day and age?

By Claire Geare | November 5, 2024