Ryan Lorenzo

Opinion: The desperate attempt to grow a mustache

By Ryan Lorenzo

I have a problem in which I can't grow a real mustache. I get this patchy mess of blonde and brown ...

July 24, 2006

By Ryan Lorenzo

Chuck Norris has reached legendary status over the past year. The man who possesses the greatest beard ...

July 17, 2006

By Ryan Lorenzo

I was at a late night establishment with a friend a few weeks ago. We were talking about leaving the ...

July 10, 2006

By Ryan Lorenzo

I went to a party recently, and I met a female by the Chex-mix bowl. I dug into the bowl and ate the ...

July 5, 2006

By Ryan Lorenzo

I stood outside my house with a blank look on my face. I was extremely pale, and I shivered nonstop ...

June 18, 2006

By Ryan Lorenzo

Chandler Mall has a barbershop. I am not talking about the cool barbershop that is seen on MTV and in ...

May 29, 2006