Joshua Deahl

Devil Dish: U.S. will inevitably be world's best soccer fans

By Joshua Deahl

David Beckham's transfer to the States will hasten Americans' realization that rooting for your country ...

May 1, 2003

By Joshua Deahl

On your average day, you can turn to this page if you're looking for idiots to upset you. When I compiled ...

January 20, 2003

By Joshua Deahl

Phi Beta Sigma, Zeta Phi Beta and other members of the community ditched the comforts of a warm bed ...

November 11, 2002

By Joshua Deahl

I know what you think when you look at me. It's the same thing everyone thinks: sweet and wholesome ...

April 24, 2002

By Joshua Deahl

The three most common ingredients in jokes are Viagra, a Chinese man and seal penises. God bless reality ...

April 23, 2002

By Joshua Deahl

Somebody died today and they want you to know all about it. Pick up today's Arizona Republic and you're ...

April 17, 2002

By Joshua Deahl

I'm not a very paranoid person. I believe the strange pair of albinos that paw at my window each night ...

April 8, 2002

By Joshua Deahl

If you mention to people that you compete in forensics, a funny look comes over their face, as if they're ...

April 3, 2002

By Joshua Deahl

First off, the two that stole the truck didn't even bother to close the back. What that means is there ...

April 1, 2002

By Joshua Deahl

For this privilege, I thank Millencolin. A band originating from and still living in Sweden, Millencolin ...

March 27, 2002